They call me Alexa. On my birth certificate, it says I am 19, but I am not quite sure. Sometimes I feel 80. Other times 5. Let me not bore you with such nonsense. Skip to the next paragraph.
I breathe in Vancouver, act, play the accordion and have acute infatuation tendencies toward John Linnell. Here lies some of my favourite things.
So yeah. I'm crazy. I'm nuts. Jazzhands. Enjoy.
Paradise by the dashboard light